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A blood python reluctantly takes a bath. original video
HE’S GOT A DUCKY
Always wanted a snake—
but they freaked out mom real bad. |Dc;;
ive found one in the wild
not a true cis white male, but a goblin
Kill it. Kill it with fireeee
THIS DINOSAUR JUST WALKED INTO THE NIGHTCLUB AND FUCKING THREW UP ALL OVER EVERYTHING ADN SAID THAT
so my girlfriend has had a shiny luvdisc for the longest fucking time and no matter how hard i would try i could NEVER CATCH/BREED ONE OF MY OWN and she would always tease me about it and it drove me nuts
turns out she bred a male counterpart for her female (in a love ball no less), trained him up to level 100, nicknamed him, and sent him to me.
IF THIS ISN’T LOVE THEN WHAT IS
actual german compound nouns:
Staubsauger (vaccuum cleaner, literally “DUST SUCKER”)
Vorhang (curtain, literally “HANGS IN FRONT”)
Wasserkocher (kettle, literally “WATER BOILER”)
I smile every time I remember German birth control pills are called “antibabypillen”. Though in the interest of fairness, “fireplace”.
omg “fireplace” I never even noticed
when you hear people talking about your fandoms in public
how is this so unbelievably accurate
#conceal #dont feel #dont let them know
Pokémon religious beliefs and creation stories
tHIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
NOT JUST TWO DASH THINGS
AND THEY ARE ALL PERFECT NO DON’T TOUCH ME
i’M READING ABOUT GOATS IN MYTHOLOGY/FOLKLORE AND I FOUND OUT IN THE MIDDLE AGES GOATS ‘WERE SAID TO WHISPER LEWD SENTENCES IN THE EARS OF SAINTS’ AND I JUST
NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE
this is the best thing in the entire world
she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts
she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention.
That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.
Ease up there, Satan.
Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER